we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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