With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
