I hate your face
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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