yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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