wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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