doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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