addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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