It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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