I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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