So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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