All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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