Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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