Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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