the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
