why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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