Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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