between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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