so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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