My friends, they love my intelligence
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
A+ Viking dick
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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