Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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