We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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