Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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