We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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