ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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