# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
