You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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