It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My pussy is not your playground.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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