Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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