I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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