The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
