i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
