spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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