There is no way he is gay with that hair.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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