But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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