I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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