he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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