i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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