yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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