belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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