My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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