oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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