So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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