So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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