I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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