"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
third nipple confirmed
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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