I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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