Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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