You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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