i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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