just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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