Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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