Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Semen is not good for contacts.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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