Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
ok first of all what the fuck
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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