I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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