wake up i wanna do it froggy style
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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