Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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