i don't like sucking hair
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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