You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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